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How to explain the Birds and Bees to the children of today

MODERN VERSION OF THE BIRDS & THE BEES

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male!!!

Source: Unknown (sent to me via email)

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  • Julie March 12, 2006, 11:36 pm

    That is so funny!

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